Which verse is your favorite? It doesn't matter anymore!

Step right up, folks, and get closer to God by getting closer to your bible ... Yes, that's right, it's the new, improved, nano-bible!!!!
Not only will you have your favorite bible verses near your heart (if you can even remember that verse in Philippines that you liked so much as a child) but you'll have ALL the verses near you heart!  It doesn't matter that the words are so small you can't even read them except with a microscope -- just carrying them all with you is all that's required to gitcher self saved!

http://www.nano-bible.com/


In all seriousness, this ridiculously-expensive trinket struck me as being so wasteful and selfish that it was hard to not comment on it satirically.  What a waste of money that could otherwise be spent on charitable efforts.